Having too small a dating pool
While I do feel bad for many Japanese women, they do choose to jump in this pool. Years ago in the Shinjuku Dubliner's I actually watched an Englishman combing his hair with a fork, later that night I saw him leaving with a chick a few points better looking than he was. Most foreigners have a very limited interaction with their hosts. Most of their free time is spent with other foreigners in Roppongi , Shibuya and Shinjuku at bars that cater to them. Dubliner's, Hobgoblin, The Hub franchises are full of white devils who all date and share the same small pool of foreign friendly women. These girls have been hit by the gaijin train and have a lot of mileage on them. They've tried to land a semi normal Japanese man but failed and hanging out in British or Irish themed bars is a last chance to feel attractive. These guys would be better off meeting women in a Japanese type environment.
Please remember that Japanese were not even allowed to socialize with white devils until 1860- The foreigners were available to a select group of Japanese woman who went nuts over meeting them because of their exotic looks and romantic, courtly behavior. This select group of sexy ladies learned how to speak English to communicate with these beasts who were too stupid to learn the language of their host country. Unfortunately, most of the foreign men living in Tokyo are not only dull in themselves, but are the cause of dullness in others.
While I do feel bad for many Japanese women, they do choose to jump in this pool. Years ago in the Shinjuku Dubliner's I actually watched an Englishman combing his hair with a fork, later that night I saw him leaving with a chick a few points better looking than he was. Most foreigners have a very limited interaction with their hosts. Most of their free time is spent with other foreigners in Roppongi , Shibuya and Shinjuku at bars that cater to them. Dubliner's, Hobgoblin, The Hub franchises are full of white devils who all date and share the same small pool of foreign friendly women. These girls have been hit by the gaijin train and have a lot of mileage on them. They've tried to land a semi normal Japanese man but failed and hanging out in British or Irish themed bars is a last chance to feel attractive. These guys would be better off meeting women in a Japanese type environment.
Friday night at GASPANIC in Shibuya. Slim pickins for J ladies looking for Mr. Right
Please remember that Japanese were not even allowed to socialize with white devils until 1860- The foreigners were available to a select group of Japanese woman who went nuts over meeting them because of their exotic looks and romantic, courtly behavior. This select group of sexy ladies learned how to speak English to communicate with these beasts who were too stupid to learn the language of their host country. Unfortunately, most of the foreign men living in Tokyo are not only dull in themselves, but are the cause of dullness in others.
This handsome group showed up for Hobgoblin's Speed Dating event. Roppongi is chock full of eligible British Princes like them.
Today, most Japanese woman have a basic grasp of at least written English. If these white losers from abroad would clean up their act and get out of the English bars they might get a better quality of broad to bang. These fellas gotta get out and try seducing gals that are not fouled by the white man's dirty dicks. Sleeping with Hiroko or Etsuko from the down at the Footnik in Ebisu may be fun when your drunk and don't realize that you might as well be fucking a tub of oil. There ain't no friction there, son. She's all stretched out from when she took on the national New Zealand Rugby team in 2002. If a gal speaks good English , 97% of the time she's a complete whore for the foreign dorks seen walking around Roppongi Crossing.
Being too affectionate in Public
Middle aged Japanese men often joke that only foreign men with small wieners date Japanese women. Please remember that the Japanese are a conquered people. That 5'2'' nationalistic taxi driver with a Napoleon complex and the angry, balding, fat cop don't need to see you walking around arm and arm with a 9! It makes Japanese men's blood boil. After WW2, one of the biggest slaps in the face to the delicate Japanese psyche was seeing their wives,daughters, sisters cavorting openly and enthusiastically with triumphant, smelly American GI's. This was a bitter pill to swallow in 1946 and it still is today. If you're black this is even more offensive to the Japanese man. Don't openly boast of your success with the locals.... Play it down, tell them you have one girlfriend, tell them she's in her late 30's and ugly... Telling people she's half Japanese and half anything else is also a good way to get the heat off yourself. Also, claiming you have a small penis is a great way to disarm them and win their trust.
The White Men celebrate! Their grandfathers helped win the war and now they rub it in!
This cunning British gentleman on the Tobu Line has it right! He pretends to be with the goofy British broad en route to seeing the 4th Japanese sex friend in his deep rotation.
Foreign men living in Korea know this well. They won't even hold hands with their Korean girlfriends in public for fear of harassment or even possible mob violence. White and black men living in Seoul actually have their lady friends walk 1 to 2 meters behind them to keep things less obvious. Going into restaurants or bars together is foolish and usually results in bad or no service and having your food fucked with by the kitchen staff.
Making Tarzan Noises During Orgasm
The last woman I treated myself to made a noise somewhere between a beached seal and a police siren. While most other Japanese women make annoying sounds during lovemaking as well, foreign men are much worse. Deafening her by making ridiculous orgasm sounds in her ear when you blow your beans? Most Western men are silent when they climax due to years of masturbations and being conditioned to be silent to avoid detection. Many white guys mimic what they've seen in porn and get loud. An easy mistake to make, especially if your used to having a dumpy white broad back home. You've got a cute Asian broad feeling the heft of your cock now and you proudly would like to let the world know when you come. Unfortunately , walls in Japan or often, literally, paper thin. Bury your fat, ugly face in the pillow or something if you're prone to uncontrollable vocal ejaculations as well as physical ones.
Thinking You Have All She Needs
Some women can't have an orgasm with less than 3,000 rpm. No human tongue or fingers can generate that kind of vibration. But foreign men typically think something is wrong if a woman needs a vibrator. If the only way that a woman can achieve orgasm is with a vibrator, she's not broken. Japanese men excel in the area of using toys for maximum effect. If you're a single fellow with your own pad I recommend buying toys for you Gfs. ALWAYS buy the same one so in case you pull out the purple vibe when you gave her a pink one she won't flip. It's bad etiquette to use the same toy on multiple partners. It's also a pain in the ass to keep track of what toy belongs to each gal. Using the same model and color solves all the stress.
Think of a vibrator as your assistant, not your substitute. 88% of sexually active Japanese couples use vibrators together. While you're doing one thing, or two things, the vibrator can be doing something else. You ain't that mint and she probably told every scumbag foreigner she's been with the same crap about how you are such a good lover- the best and biggest she's ever had.
These sexy gals just returned from that speed dating event in Roppongi.... They actually got ill by the matches they got.
Talking Dirty at the wrong time or in English when her English is crap
I know a white creep who had sex with a new GF before she went off to the hospital see her dying father. During the sex he said things like , “ You gonna tell your daddy that you just got cocked?!?” It makes you sound like a creep, which you are but pick the appropriate time to talk dirty. If she asks you to sit on her face or choke her, chances are she's up for it.
Hearing some dopey, muscle bound Marine or a drunken , pasty white Brit with whiskey dick mutter such nonsense will further revolt her. You ain't a natural born lover and you should just be grateful you ain't in the sack with a fat, white cunt your age- like all your pathetic friends back home.
The lonely Toshinori don't need to see you squiring your Japanese sex toy around town. Keep it at home!
Thinking your tattoos and long hair are cool
While in Europe or LA long hair and tattoos are cool, here in Tokyo, long hair is dorky and tattoos are going to attract the type of woman who will give you Chlamydia. I'm serious! Only skanky Japanese women like ink. If a J broad says she likes them you should run. She's dirty and you'll regret it later when your fat white wife back home starts itching down there. Your tattoos are ugly, you suck and you're a fucking creep. If you wanna use props to attract chicks I think blue contacts and bleaching your thinning hair would be more effective.
Avoid guys like this in Roppongi who will give you advice about Japanese women. They're Euro nerds with tattoos and don't know nuttin'.
Not Kissing Her First
Avoiding her chapped, heavily made up lips and diving straight for the hornybits makes her remember you're paying by the hour at the love hotel and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. Japanese men rarely kiss or even know how. If you can do this proper she'll be satisfied from that alone. Most Japanese women have never been passionately kissed. They've been fucked from here to eternity but not really kissed. It's the easy way in. And don't try to do it in public either. These folks are timid and like to keep shit like that private. While your at it, don't tell them your American when you ain't. It must suck being from Africa or Canada but man up and deal with it.
A skilled foreigner's kiss may be enough to make her forget about the upcoming crap sex
Manhandling her tits and biting the nipples too hard.
Most foreign men act like a sexless,frumpy white housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they
West Vs. East, the hairy white beast needs to make sure the sexual experience is extra pleasurable to make up for his disgusting foreign features
get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. Spit on your fingertips first before you start tugging away. Occasionally, a Japanese woman likes it rough. She'll never tell you anything so play close attention to the body language. If you're a hairy bastard, please, shave down. Body hair is considered to be a sign of low intelligence a proof of a short temper.
Ignoring her asshole and other, non sexual parts.
A Japanese woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: MilkyJuggsville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown vage.
For example, don't forget the Old Dirt Road. Most Japanese men will avoid this area but will gladly receive analingus
Just like the real Paul Stanley, this drunken nudnick is ugly under his makeup. He may impress the little faggot in white and the J fellas but his lack of basic sexual know how will have Yoshiko off white meat forever!
from their high school aged sex toy. So start paying them some attention. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off. She don't need your nasty, sweaty, chewed up foreign mitts down there making a mess of things.
For example, don't forget the Old Dirt Road. Most Japanese men will avoid this area but will gladly receive analingus
Just like the real Paul Stanley, this drunken nudnick is ugly under his makeup. He may impress the little faggot in white and the J fellas but his lack of basic sexual know how will have Yoshiko off white meat forever!
from their high school aged sex toy. So start paying them some attention. Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off. She don't need your nasty, sweaty, chewed up foreign mitts down there making a mess of things.
Leaving loads all over the place.
Foreigners love to show their virility in the form of huge, copious, rope like ejaculations.
Sporting a goofy T shirt like this don't make you American. I'd use that shit to clean up the mess I made
Wiping semen off the drapes and other areas is the man's responsibility. 100% of Japanese men will kick back and expect the much younger, hotter than gaijin can get, chick to deal with it, as if he were their father. Japanese women expect the foreign man to be more into sharing housework and cleaning up your errant ejaculations.
Getting naked prematurely
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons. I know one guy who gets totally nude when the girl goes to use the bathroom her first time over his shitty place. It usually does lead to sex however.
Whilst black socks look good on the locals, they don't work on naked foreigners.
If you must, please remember that a white man in black socks and cheap tightie whities is totally creepy. Lose the socks first.
Whilst black socks look good on the locals, they don't work on naked foreigners.
If you must, please remember that a white man in black socks and cheap tightie whities is totally creepy. Lose the socks first.
Fucking like a jackrabbit
Many foreign men who frequent Roppongi like to hammer away. It's mostly the military men that have given foreigners this reputation. Take it slow. Many J woman are emotionally scarred and blame themselves for being raped in the past - their self esteem is often low . Over time they remake themselves into what they assume are ideal foreign man's fantasy as a form of regaining self-esteem and also as a form of revenge on their father
Many J woman have a father complex, use it to your advantage.
and swimming coach who molested them. Be gentle and work your way up to a fast pace as she relaxes.
Many J woman have a father complex, use it to your advantage.
and swimming coach who molested them. Be gentle and work your way up to a fast pace as she relaxes.
Asking If she has come in Japanese when you don't speak Japanese
You really ought to be able to tell. Most J women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask. While even the best English speaking woman will revert Japanese during sexual pleasure, she don't need to hear your shit pigeon Japanese during sex.
Unable to speak any non sexual Japanese, this poor man's Hairy White Prince shows off his local prize who don't seem to mind his badly damaged, frizzy hair
Good for you that you read “Making Out in Japanese”, you shallow fuck. Most of the reason she likes you in the first place is BECAUSE you are foreign and NOT JAPANESE! Stop trying to fit it. You ain't Japanese and you never will be or even accepted other than as a novelty. Speak your own fucking language during sex unless you can speak in other aspects of daily life as well, and while your eating that giant, odorless clam, don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mushmouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris. And don't forget digital manipulations as well, retard.
Unable to speak any non sexual Japanese, this poor man's Hairy White Prince shows off his local prize who don't seem to mind his badly damaged, frizzy hair
Good for you that you read “Making Out in Japanese”, you shallow fuck. Most of the reason she likes you in the first place is BECAUSE you are foreign and NOT JAPANESE! Stop trying to fit it. You ain't Japanese and you never will be or even accepted other than as a novelty. Speak your own fucking language during sex unless you can speak in other aspects of daily life as well, and while your eating that giant, odorless clam, don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mushmouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris. And don't forget digital manipulations as well, retard.
Taking sexual etiquette or advice from shit you saw in JAV
In Japanese Adult Videos, women seem to be very excited over your slightly larger than the average Japanese man's cock. It's actually not that impressive and she most likely has seen bigger on the black man she was with that time in Hawaii or when she got raped by servicemen in Okinawa on her class trip and never reported it. She probably won't love it when men ejaculate over her. And for fuck's sake, don't even try to make her squirt by jamming your grubby,
Don't try to make her ejaculate unless your hands resemble this beauty
unmanicured fingers in out out of her with no skill or concept of a G- spot. You don't know what the fuck you're doing and even if you did most women can't do it. Japanese gals also rarely like it when you piss all over her, facefuck her hard, try to make her gag and vomit from forced deep throating, laying on your back with your legs up in the air waiting to have your dirty bunghole serviced like an infant. Remember, porn is usually made for men and ain't what Japanese women want in real life.
Don't try to make her ejaculate unless your hands resemble this beauty
unmanicured fingers in out out of her with no skill or concept of a G- spot. You don't know what the fuck you're doing and even if you did most women can't do it. Japanese gals also rarely like it when you piss all over her, facefuck her hard, try to make her gag and vomit from forced deep throating, laying on your back with your legs up in the air waiting to have your dirty bunghole serviced like an infant. Remember, porn is usually made for men and ain't what Japanese women want in real life.
In real life she thinks you're a pathetic piece of shit who watches too much porn. Stop trying to bumfuck her and then acting as if it was an accident as well.
This guy looks guilty. I actually thought this was a hot white chick until I saw the face
Openly taking pictures during lovemaking
While most Japanese men have a hidden camera setup in their mackin' pads in Minato ku. A badly dressed, goofy foreign man says, "Can I take some photos of you?" she'll hear the words
Not at all buff, the uniform will initially attract the local gals but once he gets naked she'll lose all interest.
"__to email my buddies on the army base". At least let her think she has custody of them - you need to make a backup before she takes the memory card with her. Japanese women love to be photographed, you just need to be slick about it and wait for the right time or be like a local man and keep it to yourself. If your too fucking stupid about how to set up a hidden camera go to Akihabara and ask around for about 5 minutes. There are a shitload of shops that specialize in this area.
Fuck this shit! I gotta get back to my mint seafood lunch set
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