The dirtiest, skankiest and loosest women in Japan all converge for two glorious days a year, the place is the Yoyogi Park Jamaican Festival. This year the Bob Marley cover bands were banned as Sony Music Japan was demanding a big royalty fee for the rights to perform the songs. The promoters struck back by having a band on to punish the festival goers. The music consisted of random beats with a seemingly angry and drunken, Jamaican man screaming and shouting obscenities with no rhyme or reason.

The non black, straight men in attendance went home empty handed- as they should.  I say Fuck them!

The gals in attendance range from the curious to the heavily tattooed girls who have spent time in Jamaica, NYC or LA in the company of numerous, local dark skinned men. And, the women outnumbered the black men by about 300 to 1!


Japanese women are well documented to have a strong attraction to Jamaican men.... There were only about 25 true Jamaican men in attendance, the many poseurs ( mostly from Nigeria and the USA) did well anyway.




Normally cleaning up at the Yoyogi Park festival scene, this local Japanese pick-up artist is having no luck at all today.




It was great odds for the ugly to below average looking, ethnic gentleman in attendance. The straight white men who dared to show up had their girlfriend fantasizing about the well endowed, well oiled and muscular black men to satisfy her proper. Her fair skinned, lacking in muscle tone, British lover may have more money, but he needs his little pink nipples tweaked to maintain a full erection. White men usually look much better with their Eddie Bauers and Dockers on. I made some new friends, they shared their thoughts with me.



This Japanese man may as well be invisible. He is 100% the opposite of what these gals are looking for today.

My new friend, Kasumi Kubota ( 43) of Nerima came down looking for some fun.

“ First, I'd like to say, on the record, that most of the black guys here aren't even real Jamaicans! I suspect that they're some type of African. I tried to get some real Jamaican food but the lines were very long and it was very unhygienic. I saw some guys pissing out of the back of the food stalls. They've got no running water so I know they are not even washing their hands. I've never seen anything like this....

So many of our women with Jungle Fever... It used to be the older and unattractive girls who went with foreigners or blacks, they're getting younger and cuter. At least the ones who go with blacks. I feel as if Japan has truly lost it's innocence today. I'm truly disgusted at what I saw there today. Call me old fashioned but I don't think navel rings, tattoos on a woman's chest, or anywhere else for that matter are attractive- and a lot of these whores were tattooed.”




4:30 pm, Meiji Jingu Mae Station.  Defeated, disgusted and depressed, Kasumi heads back to Nerima, as alone as he came.

I saw a few slutty looking, yanqui girls going into the handicapped bathroom with the same couple of Jamaican fellows. One was quite old and the other guy was manning the grill between sessions. I don't think they had an official booth but they set up camp in the middle and were giving food away to sexy ladies and charging everyone else. One of the girls was openly boasting over and over that the old guy gave her the dirtiest of Sanchez's.... I don't even know what that means.



Japanese women outnumbered the black men by 300 to 1!!!!!

I met Tomonori Togawa (38) , the portly, friendly manager of Ramsey Snack Bar in Kanagawa. He drove 5 of his cute staff up for a day of music and food in the nice weather.








“ I guess it was pretty stupid to have come here. I bought some of my girls down for some fun. I was getting into it but the music was really bad so I kept pounding the beers and the black guys kept getting my girls emails and taking pics with them. Some of my girls went off with the guys for a while..... I'm not a racialist but I do prefer Japanese music. I don't know what happened but I'm sure my staff won't be satisfied with their Japanese boyfriends and our customers for a good long while. Once I sober up enough to drive back we're outta here."




I also met the handsome and wealthy Yuichiro (29) of Hiroo. He and his lovely girlfriend, Mai came down to enjoy the nice weather on their weekly date.



The 45 minute wait for the luke warm Jerk chicken caused him to lose his girlfriend in the crowd. He wonders where she is and scans the crowd.

"I got my MBA in the US and I'm pretty open minded. Will Smith is cool.... I would have voted for Obama if I was American. I usually love these international festivals in Yoyogi Park! It's one of the great things about living in Tokyo. This one is a bit scary though... some rough customers leering at the girls, I wouldn't let my girl come here without me. Too many creeps.

I was waiting on line to get the Jerk Chicken and some rice and peas, those are the signature dishes of Jamaica. My girlfriend, Mai, was shopping for some goods while I waited and I lost her in the crowd. I set up a sheet but some yanqui looking guys from Saitama took it over. There are no cops or guards so I just let them have it. A lot of riff raff from the suburbs here today. This chicken isn't even good.... My girlfriend wanted it and I can't even find her now. I just wanna finish this and get out of here, the music is terrible this year, literally just screaming. I'm getting a headache."





It's like shooting fish in a barrel for these gentlemen!

 Yuichiro's sexy girlfriend and Keio University graduate, Mai K. (25) from Chiba was having trouble walking and seemed drunk. After buying her an 800 yen can of beer she confided in me,


“ My boyfriend was on line to get us some food so I walked around by myself for a bit. Then, this really old, really dark skinned guy with dreadlocks asked me about my animal print shorts... His accent was so sexy and before I knew it he was leading me into the bathroom for wheelchairs. I think his friends were in on it because they cleared a path and had the room free when he dragged me in. It was so primitive, we were like animals for the 5 minutes we were alone.





Over 235,000 people attended the 2012 Jamaican Festival! Over 230 Japanese women got laid. 0 Japanese men.





I had no idea that giving pleasure could be such a turn on, he didn't even need lube.... I was so horny and the reggae beat in my ears and then he picked up the rhythm. The line of people waiting outside the handicapped bathroom was so naughty that we had to do it quick. When he pulled it from my ass and then our eyes locked. It was so thick, and purple. He unloaded in my mouth and I was grateful for it.

   Mai's dirty feet are a testament to what went on the the handicapped bathroom with the dreadlocked, 60 something year old Jamaican fellow... She will remember this day forever, he will forget by the morning.

He then  commanded me to eat his ashy ass. I've never done that, as I never respect Yuichiro or the Japanese guys I'm with. But I did it and I liked it. It tasted like carrots and onions, but I was oddly excited by it... I've never been fucked like that. I didn't know it was possible. I lost my Jamaican flag sandals in the bathroom... I'm confused now”.


Ichiro and a tipsy Mai went home at 6:30. What Ichiro does not know will not hurt him.







Fuck these creeps and sleazy women! I am gonna go to town on this Salmon and Avocado salad!

This petite princess actually had a very cute face.

Although midgets are now quite popular in Japan,  they weren't always. In the mid 1800's they were well know as corpse robbers,  usually stereotyped as common criminals and usually barred entry into many shops and restaurants.

 In the 1800's Japanese medical schools had a severe shortage of cadavers, the only source of them was executed criminals or non Japanese Asians that died in Japan and either couldn't afford a cremation or had no one claim their corpse.

Unlike the west, in Japan 100% of bodies are cremated. A handful of very wealthy Westerners are buried here, and only in a few Western style cemeteries around Japan. While in Europe,  fresh grave robbing was a fairly common way of supplying cadavers to medical schools, Japan had almost no graves to rob.

Now well compensated for her meaningless office job and ability to bring her company good luck, her ancestors had it rough.

This is where the midgets got the bad rap. From 1840 to 1864 a crime ring of 6-8 midgets routinely robbed crematoriums of the dead in Japan. The funeral business / crematoriums, as in the west , are usually operated by some level of organized crime. Several death related businesses were connected to supplying the little gang of creepy midgets .

The group of diminutive, sausage fingered thugs supplied medical schools, private researchers and fetishists all over Japan with corpses for years. The families of the dead assumed the ashes they got back were their loved ones but if you went to one of the funeral homes connected with the cunning runts, chances are you got just regular or animal ashes back. As if stealing bodies wasn't bad enough, the little creeps were also charged with stealing jewelery and extracting the teeth of the corpses and supplying dentists with the teeth so they could fashion morbid, realistic dentures for Japan's upper class.

The wee Japanese of Tokyo were nothing but common thugs in those days. Their motive, simple greed. But what of the buyers? Who were the upstanding members of society who would commission the theft and mutilation of someone's dead mother? It was the deans and management of the corrupt, new industry of  for -profit medical schools!  “He must mangle the living if he has not operated on the dead” is an old saying that is a mantra for medical students worldwide, Japan was no different.

These two creeps really hate midgets, almost as much as they hate women, they wouldn't give up their seat to the little lady- despite being in the women only car.

The only reason they were ever found out was more greed and bad timing. The gang of drunken midgets showed up at a Yokohama medical college in front of about 25 students and their parents at a ceremony with a cadaver at their little feet. They loudly demanded a big payment for the body and got it- with all the witnesses watching. They told the students that the cadaver's relatives had sold them the body- though this was and still is, given the Japanese public's abhorrence of dissection , a very unlikely scenario.

The heavily bruised, well dressed, toothless corpse, it turns out, had been a lodger at a  sleazy boarding house run by one of the dwarfs who died from unknown reasons. The man died in one of his small rooms and was unable to come up with the money for the nights he stayed. The undersized landlord was not one to forgive debt and came up with what he and his gang thought was a fair solution. Thus giving the unlucky lodger the opportunity in death to pay off what he neglected in life.

Since then, all of Japan's cadavers come from China, where life is cheap and some grubby fingered midget over there is making a profit.


Fuck these little piece of shit delinquents, I got a Salmon Panini to feed my much taller than average frame.

While many US and European based production companies have come to Japan to film, they are usually denied access to any real stars. It is an exercise in frustration as the government and Japanese Adult Video companies keep things as difficult as possible. They have to use amateurs and mature type actresses they find without any agency assistance. They can't use professional sets and have to film secretly in hotel rooms with a skeleton crew. They have much more success in the Philippines and Thailand, where their money has much more

power and the talent available to them is much more attractive.

 My new best friend, Haruhiko W. was kind enough to give some insight for foreigners wishing to get involved in the world of JAV with actual Japanese companies.

Do foreigners have any chance to get involved in this scene?

That's a difficult question to answer. I would imagine that maybe the chances for a professional gig actually fucking on a regular basis are slim. If you are big and black and have cartoonishly huge endowments that live up to the Japanese stereotype of black men yes. White guys, I don't think so, but you never can tell,
maybe not that many have tried.




99% Of Japanese people think white men are boorish, obnoxious and rude thanks to television stereotyping.




Most foreign white guys in Japan are not the macho type and actually quite pathetic compared to the guys we see on American TV shows. There is a small pool of about six to ten black guys that are in the movies here. None of them make a living at it, more of a really cool hobby. Most of them are pretty ugly and would never make it in American porn. None of them are very impressive size- wise either. Bigger than us yes, but not that big. But, they all have an Asian fetish, that is certain. In fact, one of them, very ugly, used to be on an educational NHK show about foreigners living in a gaijin house who study Japanese. How he made the transition to porn is a mystery.

About three of them are Americans and the rest are African , but they've given themselves American names. The real African guys can also speak Japanese really well for some reason- that's another giveaway. They've been involved for a while and most are married to open minded. older Japanese women who know they can never satisfy the lust and cravings of a black man.



You may notice some of the black guys wear sunglasses, that's because they don't a have the right type of visa for this work and don't want to get in trouble. The smaller production companies are willing to look the other way, they are all “connected” , if you know what I mean.






My best friend, Haruhiko keeps in shape year round in case an opportunity for soupman work comes up.

So, do you mean that only black foreigners stand a chance?

Usually, however as for "soup man" jobs, I have been surprised thus far at how accepting of and curious about a foreigner in their midsts people have been. White guys have the same skin tone as us so it's kind of pointless unless he's really well endowed or super hairy.


Also, you should keep in mind that most Japanese customers who buy this type of video are not masochists, they don't want to be intimidated, compared to or laughed at by a well hung, muscular black man. We like to be in charge, at least in the fantasy. Many Japanese men are masochistic cuckolds and do buy black men vs. Japanese girl movies, but it's a different type of customer base. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you. Whatever floats your boat.



I am far from an expert when it comes to this work, but it seems my willingness to apologize and acknowledge fuck ups that result from my lack of cocksmanship to be appreciated just as much, if not more than someone with extreme sexual prowess.  Then, there is also the whole language thing. The crew needs to communicate with the soupmen, as you know most foreigners here can't speak Japanese well enough to even work at a 7-11. If they can, well then they're usually total dorks with smaller dicks than we have.






Japanese men have low sexual self esteem as it is. Having foreigners arrogantly strutting around in their pornography doesn't help this any.

As long as you can just about fill in the online registration forms and get yourself a receipt for the required STD tests, you seem to be in. Having said that, I have yet to work for one of the bigger indies labels like Moodyz or SOD, so it may be a different set of rules. Milky Cat is more like a cottage label and labor of love for a semen and piss maniac. By the way, there is this one British guy who supplies cum for Milky Cat occasionally.






Not being Japanese is the biggest obstacle for soupman work in the world of JAV

I've sent him some e-mails to hang out but he never responded. Maybe one day we will bump into each other again while trying to fit our
cocks into the same slut`s mouth! I'll give you his mail, maybe he'll answer you.

He Did.

Dear Hairy White Prince,

I'm a big fan of RARETREATS! I'm living here in Tokyo and last year I slowly started to (secretly) ease my way into the industry (one shoot, had to fake it my first time, so everything except full penetration), got the job through an agency that specializes in these jobs for foreigners (the work is not exactly thick and fast though, that gig was over a month ago, although I`m assured it`ll come `round again at some point). Even though the woman (mature) wasn't that hot, I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, if at least to confirm that i could get it up and keep it up in front of people. The worst part of it is that white foreigners are pretty much stuck in gang bang type stuff, “Soupman” gigs. Black guys actually have a chance to fuck, I don't know of any white guys who can say that.


Also, 99% of the Japanese guys involved in this, and the swinger/ sex club scene here are total weirdos, like the guy who gave you my mail. Guys like him make me feel sorry for Japanese women. Anyway, apart from sharing the experience, I was wondering whether you had any valuable insider knowledge on where to go if I wanted to work more, either fucking or as a "shiru danyu" (my Japanese level is ok to work, but my reading skills make it very difficult for me to fill out those ankets and correspond by email). I'll let you know if I get more work. Thanks in advance!

  Enough already with these perverts, I gotta eat!!!