The Hairy White Prince (raretreats) wrote,
The Hairy White Prince

The Mistakes Foreigners Make While Making Love To Japanese Women ( part 2)

Having too small a dating pool

While I do feel bad for many Japanese women, they do choose to jump in this pool. Years ago in the Shinjuku Dubliner's I actually watched an Englishman combing his hair with a fork, later that night I saw him leaving with a chick a few points better looking than he was. Most foreigners have a very limited interaction with their hosts. Most of their free time is spent with other foreigners in Roppongi , Shibuya and Shinjuku at bars that cater to them. Dubliner's, Hobgoblin, The Hub franchises are full of white devils who all date and share the same small pool of foreign friendly women. These girls have been hit by the gaijin train and have a lot of mileage on them. They've tried to land a semi normal Japanese man but failed and hanging out in British or Irish themed bars is a last chance to feel attractive. These guys would be better off meeting women in a Japanese type environment.

Friday night at GASPANIC in Shibuya. Slim pickins for J ladies looking for Mr. Right

Please remember that Japanese were not even allowed to socialize with white devils until 1860- The foreigners were available to a select group of Japanese woman who went nuts over meeting them because of their exotic looks and romantic, courtly behavior. This select group of sexy ladies learned how to speak English to communicate with these beasts who were too stupid to learn the language of their host country. Unfortunately, most of the foreign men living in Tokyo are not only dull in themselves, but are the cause of dullness in others.

This handsome group showed up for Hobgoblin's Speed Dating event. Roppongi is chock full of eligible British Princes like them.

Today, most Japanese woman have a basic grasp of at least written English. If these white losers from abroad would clean up their act and get out of the English bars they might get a better quality of broad to bang. These fellas gotta get out and try seducing gals that are not fouled by the white man's dirty dicks. Sleeping with Hiroko or Etsuko from the down at the Footnik in Ebisu may be fun when your drunk and don't realize that you might as well be fucking a tub of oil. There ain't no friction there, son. She's all stretched out from when she took on the national New Zealand Rugby team in 2002. If a gal speaks good English , 97% of the time she's a complete whore for the foreign dorks seen walking around Roppongi Crossing.

Being too affectionate in Public

Middle aged Japanese men often joke that only foreign men with small wieners date Japanese women. Please remember that the Japanese are a conquered people. That 5'2'' nationalistic taxi driver with a Napoleon complex and the angry, balding, fat cop don't need to see you walking around arm and arm with a 9! It makes Japanese men's blood boil. After WW2, one of the biggest slaps in the face to the delicate Japanese psyche was seeing their wives,daughters, sisters cavorting openly and enthusiastically with triumphant, smelly American GI's. This was a bitter pill to swallow in 1946 and it still is today. If you're black this is even more offensive to the Japanese man. Don't openly boast of your success with the locals.... Play it down, tell them you have one girlfriend, tell them she's in her late 30's and ugly... Telling people she's half Japanese and half anything else is also a good way to get the heat off yourself. Also, claiming you have a small penis is a great way to disarm them and win their trust.

The White Men celebrate! Their grandfathers helped win the war and now they rub it in!

Foreign men living in Korea know this well. They won't even hold hands with their Korean girlfriends in public for fear of harassment or even possible mob violence. White and black men living in Seoul actually have their lady friends walk 1 to 2 meters behind them to keep things less obvious. Going into restaurants or bars together is foolish and usually results in bad or no service and having your food fucked with by the kitchen staff.

This cunning British gentleman on the Tobu Line has it right! He pretends to be with the goofy British broad en route to seeing the 4th Japanese sex friend in his deep rotation.

Making Tarzan Noises During Orgasm

The last woman I treated myself to made a noise somewhere between a beached seal and a police siren. While most other Japanese women make annoying sounds during lovemaking as well, foreign men are much worse. Deafening her by making ridiculous orgasm sounds in her ear when you blow your beans? Most Western men are silent when they climax due to years of masturbations and being conditioned to be silent to avoid detection. Many white guys mimic what they've seen in porn and get loud. An easy mistake to make, especially if your used to having a dumpy white broad back home. You've got a cute Asian broad feeling the heft of your cock now and you proudly would like to let the world know when you come. Unfortunately , walls in Japan or often, literally, paper thin. Bury your fat, ugly face in the pillow or something if you're prone to uncontrollable vocal ejaculations as well as physical ones.

Whatever it is that attracts Japanese women to men, these guys ain't got.

Thinking You Have All She Needs

Some women can't have an orgasm with less than 3,000 rpm. No human tongue or fingers can generate that kind of vibration. But foreign men typically think something is wrong if a woman needs a vibrator. If the only way that a woman can achieve orgasm is with a vibrator, she's not broken. Japanese men excel in the area of using toys for maximum effect. If you're a single fellow with your own pad I recommend buying toys for your GFs. ALWAYS buy the same one so in case you pull out the purple vibe when you gave her a pink one she won't flip. It's bad etiquette to use the same toy on multiple partners. It's also a pain in the ass to keep track of what toy belongs to each gal. Using the same model and color solves all the stress.

Your short, fat, scabby fingers and pencil cock are no match for these

Think of a vibrator as your assistant, not your substitute. 88% of sexually active Japanese couples use vibrators together. While you're doing one thing, or two things, the vibrator can be doing something else. You ain't that mint and she probably told every scumbag foreigner she's been with the same crap about how you are such a good lover- the best and biggest she's ever had.

These sexy gals just returned from that speed dating event in Roppongi.... They actually got ill by the matches they got.

Talking Dirty at the wrong time or in English when her English is crap

I know a white creep who had sex with a new GF before she went off to the hospital see her dying father. During the sex he said things like , “ You gonna tell your daddy that you just got cocked?!?” It makes you sound like a creep, which you are but pick the appropriate time to talk dirty. If she asks you to sit on her face or choke her, chances are she's up for it.
Hearing some dopey, muscle bound Marine or a drunken , pasty white Brit with whiskey dick mutter such nonsense will further revolt her. You ain't a natural born lover and you should just be grateful you ain't in the sack with a fat, white cunt your age- like all your pathetic friends back home.

The lonely Toshinori don't need to see you squiring your Japanese sex toy around town. Keep it at home!

Fuck everyone in Tokyo's dating scene. I gotta sink my yellow teeth into a sangwich.
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